I told them I was with a guy, and they not-so-subtly asked if we’d “done it” yet, and considering I was 17 at the time I mean, it was a fair question.
I told them no, I wanted to wait until marriage.
They exchanged looks, then aunt Sarah leaned in close and said, “Honey, you’re going to want to try it before you buy it.”
Best advice of my life, to this day.
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My recent purchase from EdenFantasys, my number one source for reliable and wonderful sex toys, was the ever-so-lovely Icicles No. 2.
I am quickly falling in love with the Icicle line of Pyrex Glass dildos. Nothing feels quite as wonderful as one of these gorgeous toys, and their range of capabilities never ceases to amaze me. Wonderful for temperature play, this double-ended dildo is 8 1/4” long, weighing in at an impressive 9 oz. And as I’ve said in the past regarding my reviews of glass toys, it’s the weight that makes experiences with these items such an interesting and memorable one!
The Icicle No. 2 can be inserted either way, from the smallest ball first to the largest, all depending on how you feel. It’s also excellent for anal play, (though I’d certainly recommend sticking to the smaller end for that!) and even though the shape isn’t specifically designed for g-spot stimulation, it still brings some pretty righteous orgasms to the party.
What’s even more interesting about the Icicles No. 2, I think, is that its texture and weight make it an excellent body massager! Sounds strange, I know, but you’d be surprised how often sex toys can be used for things other than… well… sex!
Since it’s made of Pyrex Glass, it’s granted the highest possible safety rating. However—be careful! As with all class toys, a degree of caution needs to be kept, because too hard of a thrust in the wrong spot can cause an injury, but so long as safe practices are maintained, there’s nothing to worry about but pleasure! Cleaning (as with most glass products) is a breeze: simple soap and warm water will do!
At only $29.99 on sale $22.49, this toy would be an excellent addition to anyone’s toy collection, especially if you’re looking for your very first glass toy!
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The ugly truth.
I’m fucking tired of seeing this shit. My phone is a necessity. I can communicate with my loved ones in case of an emergency. You know, in case something happens to me, or in case something happens to another person. What the fuck does my virginity gives me? If it’s more important to you then whatever, it’s your opinion. But what’s wrong me thinking otherwise? Fuck social constructs, seriously.
THIS.
Did I miss the memo about the virginity plans? Unlimited vaginal minutes for six periods? Although I heard a lot of people get carpal tunnel trying to text with their virginity.
I’m sorry. I hold my virginity more dear than my freaking cell phone. My parents grew up and live though life without cell phones, I can to. You only lose your virginity once. JUST SAYIN!That’s a very cool story except not everyone on this planet holds ‘virginity’ up to be something that special. I don’t even like the word. My virginity doesn’t mean anything to me because it doesn’t exist to me and I’m not exactly going to tolerate people calling me slurs because they think I have no self-respect or something. (How complete strangers or anyone besides myself knows how much self-respect I have is beyond me but nonetheless.)
Just sayin’.
Da fuq.
Okay, so the name is a little bit cheesy—I will admit. But don’t judge a vibrator by it’s title, folks—this wonderful toy will have you singing with the birds!
Today I’ve decided to review a wonderful variation of the generic “rabbit vibrator,” the Throbbin’ Robin! Now, EdenFantasys has a delightful selection of various sex toys, but ever since my very first rabbit vibe broke, I’ve been on the lookout for an adequate replacement—and I’ve found it!
This toy might not be the best for someone who is overly sensitive, but as a person with relatively low sensitivity, the pointed clitoral stimulation on this toy is probably some of the most fun and pleasure I’ve gotten out of any toy similar. Sorry, but floppy little bunny ears just don’t do it for me!
The material is a very smooth rubber (sometimes tricky for cleanup but nothing on pure silicone in my opinion) and slides in easy upon insertion. 12” in length, 6” of which is insertable, with a diameter of 1 1/2”, this toy is very comfortable.
The vibrations and rotations have three different settings for various levels of fun, and there’s even a “rotation” option to quickly change the direction the metal beads are spinning, just to mix things up a little. With the controls within easy reach at the base of this toy, it might just be magical enough on it’s own—but wait, there’s more!
Literally my favourite part about this toy is it’s delightful thrusting action. And I’m not talking just enough “umph” to be technically called a thrust, I’m talking actual, pleasurable (if reasonably small, yes) thrusts that cause the ridges in the middle of the shaft to rub deliciously in all the right places.
For some added fun, the head of the robin vibe actually lights up! Flashing red and blue patterns, it certainly adds an air of festivity to this toy—and let’s face it, who wouldn’t be in a festive mood with this thing around?
So, trust me on this one—this toy is a wonderful addition to anyone’s toy collection. Try it out, and you’ll be in for a real tweet! ;)
I actually don’t like it when people talk back to my rant posts. There was this one chick who wrote something very long that I didn’t even read about how I focus all my hate towards the women and not the men when I wrote the post of how fucked up it that teenagers fuck without protection then gets terrified when they actually get pregnant. Okay… Whatever. Nevertheless you little feminist, I still think they are stupid sluts. Anyways, I’ll just go ahead and basically say “screw you” to that girl who replied to that post because I’m too lazy to discriminate.
Well then let me break down what was probably said:
You’re a disgusting excuse for a human being, shut the fuck up.
Also it’s cute how you pretend like “LOL I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME READING THAT RANT” when in fact you simply couldn’t refute it, so you pretend like you’re above and beyond reach of such a thing, when in fact, you’re both lazy and incompetent.
Pro-Tip: No one cares what you like or don’t like, they’re still going to call you out on your bullshit. Fucking deal with it.
— The Pervocracy: Full Frontal Feminism. (via sexisnottheenemy)
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22 and a native Louisvillian. Atheist, Liberal, Body Positive. Constantly proving that Feminism isn’t a dirty word, and unapologetically Pro-Choice. Volunteer Clinic Escort. Submissive, Sexual, and very Sex-Positive. Ambassador for EdenFantasys. Forever and always breaking the rules of labels. Uncomfortably brazen, irritatingly snarky, and with wit to boot.
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