January 2012
Jan 1st
hudizzle asked: I guess boobs really do improve one's New Years Eve. :D
Jan 1st
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thisgingersnapsback: wunderslondon replied to your post: I am wearing the mother of all bras. PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN Happy New Years, Tumblr. My boobs again for everyone celebrating the new year. :D
Jan 1st
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arandomgayguy replied to your post: Drinking to commence in t-minus 60 minutes. Drinking for me commences in t-minus… RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! :D What’s on the drinking menu tonight? Whatever the bartender knows how to make. I’m going to insist on applesauce though. Mmmm. It’s Goldschläger, Sour Apple Pucker, and Pineapple Juice. :3
Jan 1st
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Drinking to commence in t-minus 60 minutes.
Jan 1st
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New Year's Resolution:
-Don’t make a new year’s resolution.
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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feministpizza replied to your post: There’s a shot called a redheaded slut. When did… <3
Dec 31st
There’s a shot called a redheaded slut. When did they start naming drinks after me.
Dec 31st
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Of all the crap that has happened in 2011..
duessa: thisgingersnapsback: duessa: I have to say that I’ve made so many wonderful new friends. Ditto! Also, you going out tonight? Nope. We’re at the in-laws’ house tonight. Hubby’s dad gets kind of upset if he doesn’t get to shoot his cannon at midnight. YOU GET TO SHOOT A CANNON?!
Dec 31st
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Everyone else is making all these reflective 2011...
But mine is really, really short. One of the best things that has ever happened to me happened this year. I met, developed a relationship with, and in turn fell madly in love with Aaron.  There were some hardships, but honestly, this one fantastic event outweighs and outshines all of them. So, there.
Dec 31st
Of all the crap that has happened in 2011..
duessa: I have to say that I’ve made so many wonderful new friends. Ditto! Also, you going out tonight?
Dec 31st
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Me: And your face, it was so sad!
Aaron: And you think that's funny, too!
Me: I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON.
Dec 31st
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I AM SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON.
Aaron and I were napping, and as we were sluggishly beginning to waken, he somehow managed to knock over a gigantic cup of soda ALL OVER HIM. And I bad as I feel for him because now there’s sheet and PJ washing and we’re stressed for time, holy fuck, I can’t stop laughing.
Dec 31st
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suckmynutsrobthackrey asked: native Louisvillian? what state?
Dec 31st
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wunderslondon replied to your post: I am wearing the mother of all bras. PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN Happy New Years, Tumblr.
Dec 31st
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“I wish I had a giant person-sized cat”
– Raven (via wunderslondon)
Dec 31st
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I am wearing the mother of all bras.
Oh my god my upstairs mix-up looks glorious.
Dec 31st
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eryntherat replied to your post: New Years Eve Plans: PLEASE DRUNK TEXT ME. PRETTY PLEASE. OKAY. WHO ELSE? I’LL MAKE A DRUNK TEXT LIST.
Dec 31st
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bacon-beer-and-boobs replied to your post: OH MY GOD YES. FUCKING YES. YES YES YES. How did you get a gift card? Through EdenFantasys’ Ambassador Program. 
Dec 31st
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jessicamaehendrickson replied to your post: New Years Eve Plans: which bar? Flannigans!
Dec 31st
There's nothing crafty about being an anti-choice...
Just saying, names can be misleading.
Dec 31st
New Years Eve Plans:
Aaron and I are going out to my favourite bar, and I intend on getting drunk as hell tonight. Prepare for drunk Tumblring from a bar, everyone. And if I have your number, prepare for that, too.
Dec 31st
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“ALL FEMINISTS HATE DA MENZ”
– People who don’t know shit about feminism (via anticapitalist)
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Seven (Random) Suggestions for Submissive & Slave... →
So, I’m just now taking to browsing around EdenFantasys’ “Sexis,” full of wonderful articles such as this one, and figured this was a fun one to share. I really liked how heavily this article talks about self-respect, and made sure to encourage a humanization of both yourself and your Dominant—that way, unrealistic expectations don’t crop up from either side. ...
Dec 31st
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Argh. Submissions don't work right on this phone!
Dec 31st
bangsandglasses asked: Opinion of juggalos?
Dec 31st
Here you go… http://i.imgur.com/FSvs3.jpg :)
Dec 31st
rickdajuggalo: thisgingersnapsback: Oh my god, how did you even learn how to operate a computer. Dis anit a computa is a mac Please be a troll.
Dec 31st
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It's like I'm magically picked up a pet juggalo or...
abaldwin360: thisgingersnapsback: What is this bullshittery, Tumblr? Can you ask them how magnets work for me? It might upset the natural order of things if I did that.
Dec 31st
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onspacehardware replied to your post: It’s like I’m magically picked up a pet juggalo or something. Speaking of being picked up, do you have Megabus where you live? o-o What’s that? (Short answer: no.)
Dec 31st
It's like I'm magically picked up a pet juggalo or...
What is this bullshittery, Tumblr?
Dec 31st
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Finally getting that goddamn pink glass tentacle...
YOU READ EVERY WORD IN THAT SENTENCE RIGHT THERE’S NO NEED TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE. I AM UNASHAMED. I’m also unreasonably excited. Shipping was free, plus I had enough money left over to buy a bullet, plus they had some pretty awesome New Year/Holiday specials going on that I benefited from. Oh, happy day. Plus they have a point system where you can earn points towards the store. 1...
Dec 31st
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OH MY GOD YES. FUCKING YES. YES YES YES.
I GOT MY $55 GIFT CARD FOR EDENFANTASYS. And I’m allowed to blog every two weeks instead of every three. Oh my god oh my god oh my god THINK OF ALL THE SEX TOYS I GET TO BUY.
Dec 31st
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I said I was going to go to sleep.
abaldwin360: Then I start reading about something really cool. I wonder if it’s possible to fill up all the storage space in your brain? GPOY. Only less reading cool things more getting distracted by EdenFantasys and conversations on Tumblr. Oh internet, how my insomnia loathes you.
Dec 31st
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passionatecynic replied to your post: sonic-hip-attack replied to your post: Great. As a… Shitty genetics fucking suck. It’s extremely discouraging knowing that you will never get better, and that your body is always working against you. I (unfortunately) can relate to this so much. Sending positive thoughts your way <3
Dec 31st